CORDAROUNDS HOLIDAY SPECIAL: MARY-GO-ROUNDS
The advent calendar heats up with speed metal, christmas carols, bacon-and-egg nog, and these...
Today, the 16th historic day of the Cordarounds Advent calendar, we offer a capital solution to the classic Christmas conundrum: What to buy the man who has everything? When platinum golf balls, a malt-liquor-of-the-month membership, or a bucket of carbon credits just won't do, give him something both tasteful and enduring -- like Mary-Go-Rounds, our ultra-limited-edition holiday treat.
Yes, one of the many benefits of being a pantmaker is that you can make personal pairs out of whatever you want -- astroturf, fake fur, flank steak -- and, now and then, we like to share these rare wonders with our customers.
Lovingly constructed from two cozy yards of Virgin Mary fabric, these drawstring pants are perfect for all occasions -- excluding confessions, christenings, papal visits, and job interviews. We have but a scant 40 pair in stock, so buy yours today!
We'll even throw in a free Cordarounds Confuse-A-Shirt. Just indicate what size you want in the comments section of the order form, and we'll gladly add one of these stunning and highly sought after T-shirts to your shipment. You can find 'em in the jacket tab of our store, because all other pages are packed with holiday treats.
And for those who wonder if something they buy from us this week will arrive in time for Christmas, but of course, we ship each and every day through the 23rd!
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Since we're an online company and can never meet you in person, why not build a virtual Zeppelin until the real one lifts off (T minus ninety-two years). Now there's a place to meet other Cordarounders and get tips on local parties, product launches, and pant-friendly venues. You don't need to know the Cordarounds Handshake to get in; just click about and become a FACEBOOK FAN. Trust that we will make this a uniquely funny experience.
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