THE BLACK SHEEP SWEATER / ABOUT OUR SHEEP / FOR MEN. WOMEN TOO!

WHEN YOU COUNT SHEEP TO FALL ASLEEP, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

Our sheep come from bucolic Kerry, Ireland, where they're raised precisely how you'd imagine sheep would like to be raised -- amid an all-you-can-eat feast of emerald, kelly, lime, and shamrock green. With all the ugly things you hear about overseas manufacturing, rest assured our sweaters come from a kinder, gentler, world.

Andrew Eadie, the authentic, red-headed Irish miller of our wool, explains, "they're made from 100% pure new wool from certified organic farm where the sheep have not been diped in substances hazardous to health and graze on land which is not artificially fertilised."

Sheep are dipped into baths of hazardous substances?

Yikes. This statement suggests that the modern sweater is produced in the sort of factories that make microchips and monster trucks. We promise that, in addition to all that organic jazz, no toxic-smoke-spewing megafactories were used in the creation of this sweater. Or robots, for that matter. Unless, of course, the robots are steam-driven, run on Guinness and peat, and speak a cheery, yet nearly incomprehensible dialect of English.

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