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For months, Cordarounds headquarters has been besieged by its most dastardly foe: Vertical Corduroy. By land and by sea, the vicious vertical villain has squeezed our supply lines like a giant, fabric Kraken. Yet Horizontal Corduroy did not succumb. Outnumbered literally millions to one... Read more.

Stuffed with shotputs and fruitcake, our super-lightweight cords still soar skyward like a jet-propelled eagle.

Let Cordarounds turn tennis-racket hijinks into sweet air-guitar serenades -- guaranteed to liquify the female soul.

The War on Vertical Corduroy is calling. Are you Trouser Strong?

Your cool points start accruing now.

Make whale-watching even more x-treme in a pair of Cordarounds, the only pant approved to repel orca attacks.

You have no idea what these pants are capable of, Mr. Ambassador.

Now the tangerine tree understands there can be no compromise.

"Oh snap! Exactly what does this mean in Viking-speak?"